Heavy RainÄavid Cage joint #2 checking in, showing just how tenuous a connection between two people can be before they make sweet, passionate, digital love. The fact that both characters look like animatronic puppets is actually the least disturbing thing about this whole set-up. There's no character development here at all and, oh yeah, CARLA IS HAVING SEX WITH THE UNDEAD. He finally meets up with Carla (the detective who's been tracking his every move) and they go from 'Hey, how ya doin'?' to banging out in an abandoned train car within a few minutes. No, that honor goes to the scene near the end, shortly after Lucas dies and gets resurrected. Awkward, but not even close to the worst scene in the game. The first involves Lucas getting back with his ex-girlfriend Tiffany - complete with an interactive serenade foreplay sequence and some shitty Nickelback wannabe playing mid-coitous. And Fahrenheit (or Indigo Prophecy, as it was called in North America) features not one, but two cringe-worthy sex scenes. As someone who thinks that 'cinematic' means a heavy dose of melodrama and some thin excuse to show two bodies rubbing against each other in the night, David Cage is gonna be on this list a few times.
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